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The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!
[Throws up on keyboard] “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?